The hierarchy of media

The entertainment section—yes, the one with the movies, music and other seemingly inconsequential matters—is the single most important part of the newspaper, or all news, for that matter.

A Christmas for one, please

I never used to talk to myself, but after a few stabs at small talk—weather, bad haircuts, the existence of God, and if so, which one—I found myself to be a fairly interesting person, and truly wished I had met myself earlier in life, so we…