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SATIRE: Congress finally repeals Obamacare, replaces it with loot-box based healthcare system
No longer do we have to shell out our own hard earned dollars because someone else decided to get into an accident. It’s just like Jesus said, “Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless, of course, thy can saveth a buck or two by not doing any of that, in which case, I shalt looket the other wayeth.”
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